As a busy mom, I have little time to fuck with heavy machinery to tackle projects. Hence, my purchase of the F.Easy.D mini chain saw from Mom Will Do It. Com. It handles all my shit. From trimming branches to slicing town Christmas lights, it works slicker-n- shit. It's convenient, compact size makes it's great for traveling, especially at night where prying eyes can see. It comes with a battery which may or may not be good for the planet and gloves to protect your hands and cover your fingerprints. I was able to cut a six inch branch albeit after it moaned and shook like two sweathogs in the dollar general parking lot. Should a woman find herself alone or with a husband she'd like to be rid of, I can assure this chainsaw is up to the challenge. Five fucking stars.

Submitted by full time mom, part time Gladiator — Donna from Vermont.